When I was playing on my PS3. My online id was Doo-Doo95. Yes, Doo-Doo. I spelled Do-Do wrong. Some guy told me to move my ass out of the way, I said "callate cabron". Then he thought I was speaking Japanese. Then a guy who was on my team said "he's speaking Spanish you dumbass". Emmm. Then the guy said "beaner". I said "gringo". Then the guy left cause he was scared that I would beat him. Like nothing. No, like sleeping. Wait, no. Like buttering toast. Which is good in it's own right, unless it's not burned of couse. I hate it when it's burned. It tastes like crap. Like cream cheese on a bagel. Wait, Im not done. It tastes really nasty when it's burned, that's why I leave it for three minutes on the toaster. Bye fellas.

Ivan Im 13

Watch it or die.

One day when I was playing Call of Duty with my cousin they told us to leave the lobby because they thought we were ruining their connection. Then some guy called us "girls". No. Kay. Uhmmm. Then my cousin said "like you". They kept on calling us "beaners" and we called them "pink cheese green goats". Uhmmm. Dang, I gotta call my cousin for this. I can't remember the rest. Bye.

Ivan Im 13

This one time. Wait, let me try to think. I almost got my eye knocked out. Okay. One hot summer day. I went to my friend's house. We started to play hockey. I wanted to see if my friend could score from anywhere. Then I stood next to him. Then he swung. Then he missed my eye by a few centimeters. I fell to the ground, but I didn't feel any pain. I saw blood dripping near my eye, the blood was two feet in diameter. Then my friend's mom called my mom. Then my mom took me to the emergency room, I got ten stitches on my eye. Bitches love that. It felt weird when the stitches went in my skin. Then I got two ice creams. Popsicles to be exact. I'm not done. One month later they took out the stitches, with what looked like a nail clipper. They ripped the stitches out of my skin and it hurt like shit. It just hurt. There. Done. I have a scar which is an inch long. Bitches love it. Pulitzer Status. Peace.

Ivan Im 13

"Hi."
What's up?
"What's your name?"
This will never work.
"What?"
This.
"Why?"
I'm a douche.
"Huh?"
Straight up.
"K."
Bye.
"Bye."

Costco

$3.78 for pizza, a hot dog, and a drink...hella sick

PHO or PHAH

I really don't know how to say it or spell it, all i know is we are gonna eat it. Drizzle and Izraho never ate the shit. They are gonna eat it if they like it or not. I hope they still want to eat it after they see this. Believe it or not this is the most appetizing out of all the pics I looked at... I still want to throw up... Bon Appetite!!!

Seattle > Oklahoma City

So you trade this...

for this?

Hmmmmm ok...I see...nice trade fuck face

Ridin Dirty!

R/C car at street level view.. too bad we crashed it 5 mins later.

-Drizzle

Fuck The Clippers

man after today if you still believe fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
-Drizzle